Attack of the Note Sheep
By admin | June 27, 2007
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Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice
By admin | June 27, 2007
Marijuana possession should remain a crime in Indonesia, but chefs who use the herb as a traditional way to season curries should not be arrested, the country’s vice president told local reporters.
Cooks in parts of Indonesia - a nation that executes drug traffickers - say they use tiny amounts of crushed marijuana leaves or seeds as a spice in certain dishes.
Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, Vice President Yusuf Kalla said there was “no way” Indonesia would legalize or decriminalize marijuana as some countries in western Europe have done.
“It is all right to use it as a food seasoning, but it should not be fully legalized,” Kalla was quoted as saying by The Jakarta Post.
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Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head
By admin | June 27, 2007
A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.
St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple’s story did not match up, Sheriff Ken Mascara said.
April Moylan, 39, was arrested Tuesday and was in the process of being charged with attempted murder, Mascara said.
Moylan, 45, woke up at 4:30 a.m. and thought he had suffered an aneurism or that his wife had elbowed him in his sleep, authorities said.
His wife drove him to the hospital where doctors said a bullet had lodged behind his right ear. Authorities obtained a search warrant for the couple’s home, located in an upscale gated community, and later arrested the wife, Mascara said.
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Inmates Cover Hole With Pancake Batter
By admin | June 27, 2007
Police said inmates used pancake batter and toothpaste to cover a hole they made to allow a female inmate to slide into the next cell and join a male inmate. Now steel plates are being added to the Missouri jail’s interior walls.
The hole at the Scott City Jail was discovered this weekend, said police Chief Don Cobb. He said inmates removed a block from the wall, after making a digging tool with a nail, a wire from a light fixture and a toothbrush.
The mixture of pancake batter and toothpaste looked like mortar, he said.
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Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson
By admin | June 27, 2007
Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.
He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.
“I guess he thought I was an easy mark,” Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.
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Dad digs up 50ft war bunker
By admin | June 27, 2007
Green-fingered Andy Lewis started clearing his garden - and found a 50ft x 30ft bunker.
Andy, 36, and partner Fiona Marks, 27, came across a manhole while digging and removing shrubs, reports The Sun.
They lifted the lid to find a ladder to a room littered with old coins, food tins, a child’s doll - and animal bones.
Dad-of-three Andy said: “We were amazed when we shone in the torch and saw a big room with pillars in the middle.”
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Pub becomes embassy to beat cig ban
By admin | June 27, 2007
Landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week’s ciggie ban by turning his bar into an embassy for a remote Caribbean island.
He claims the Wellington Arms in Southampton will be the only pub in Britain to allow smoking after Sunday - by becoming the UK base for tiny, uninhabited Redonda.
Earlier this month a senior “attache” to its ruler named it as the UK consulate for the island, which is 35 miles off Antigua.
As an embassy, it would be classed as “foreign soil”, allowing smokers a haven - as well as VAT-free cheap drinks, reports The Sun.
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Cops called over wedding dress fight
By admin | June 27, 2007
German police found a bride-to-be and her mother fighting over her wedding dress and choice of rings.
Neighbours of Susanne Reiter, 21, and her mother Petra, 43, called police after hearing screams, smashing furniture and breaking crockery at the women’s home in Leipzig.
But when arrived they found the pair fighting and throwing vases at each other.
Petra told cops who managed to separate her from her daughter that the fight had started when she told her daughter she thought her choice of wedding dress and rings was terrible.
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300 Mockumentary - Goat Path Spartans
By admin | June 25, 2007
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Black Lab Drives Owner’s Car Into River
By admin | June 25, 2007
Bad dog. Charlie the black lab drove his owner’s car into the Pend Oreille River. As Mark Ewing walked home Wednesday evening after returning from picking up a pizza, Charlie jumped into the car through an open window, and apparently knocked the vehicle into gear.
“He somehow got the car into neutral,” Ewing said. “My car just went boom, down an incline and into the drink.”
Ewing could only watch as his Chevy Impala sank into the river. No dummy, Charlie jumped out of the window as the car went downhill.
“There’s nothing weirder than looking at your car cruising down your driveway when you’re not in it and seeing your dog jump out and then watching your car go splash,” Ewing said.
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