Funny Weird News » Weird http://www.funnyweirdnews.com Funny Weird News Stories Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:34:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Man Tries to Rob Bank With Toy Gun http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun.html http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun.html#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:43:43 +0000 Penelope http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/06/08/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun.htm
  • Prince William Fooled People Into Believing He Was Just A Look-Alike At Pub
  • Sex and Violence Roundup
  • German Chancellor in an Itsy, Bitsy Bikini
    • ]]>     Monday morning is such a great time to drink coffee and reflect on the really, really stupid things people did over the weekend.

    In Florida, William Jerry Strickland Jr. didn’t fool…

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun.html/feed 0     X-Rated Fiddler on the Roof http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/x-rated-fiddler-on-the-roof.html http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/x-rated-fiddler-on-the-roof.html#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:26:01 +0000 Penelope http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/06/05/x-rated-fiddler-on-the-roof.htm
  • X-Rated Fiddler on the Roof
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    • ]]>     The first adult movie my parents ever took me to was Fidler on the Roof, and as Jews who came to America via Russia, they wanted me to be proud…

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/x-rated-fiddler-on-the-roof.html/feed 0     Bestiality, Scatology and Penile Self-Mutilation: How Low Can We Go? http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/bestiality-scatology-and-penile-self-mutilation-how-low-can-we-go.html http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/bestiality-scatology-and-penile-self-mutilation-how-low-can-we-go.html#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:42:49 +0000 Penelope http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/06/04/bestiality-scatology-and-penile-self-mutilation-how-low-can-we-go.htm
  • Bestiality, Scatology and Penile Self-Mutilation: How Low Can We Go?
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    • ]]>     When you follow the weird news trail, you turn down a lot of dark, dirty roads.

    After I reported late last year on Diane Sue Whalen, an Oklahoma woman who allegedly…

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/bestiality-scatology-and-penile-self-mutilation-how-low-can-we-go.html/feed 0     Jacko’s Nose Is Falling Off (Not Again!) http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/jackos-nose-is-falling-off-not-again-2.html http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/jackos-nose-is-falling-off-not-again-2.html#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:53:27 +0000 Penelope http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/06/03/jackos-nose-is-falling-off-not-again.htm
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    • ]]>     It’s springtime. The flowers are blooming. The Yankees are in first place. And Michael Jackson’s nose is falling off.

    OK, well, we don’t know for sure that MJ is struggling with…

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    ]]>     http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/jackos-nose-is-falling-off-not-again-2.html/feed 0     Police Arrest Modern Day ‘Ma Barker’ http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/police-arrest-modern-day-ma-barker.html http://www.funnyweirdnews.com/police-arrest-modern-day-ma-barker.html#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:27:18 +0000 Penelope http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/06/02/police-arrest-modern-day-ma-barker.htm
  • Police Arrest Hit-and-Run Clown (in Greasepaint)
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    • ]]>     In the 1930s, the woman known as “Ma Barker” masterminded one of the great criminal enterprises of the era, earning a spot on the FBI’s “Public Enemies” list, along with…

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  • Finailly! A Bra That Lifts, Separates, and Repels Bullets!
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    • ]]>     If you thought bulletproof breastplates were just for Wonder Wooman or Xena: Warrior Princess, you haven’t seen what they’re wearing at Japan’s Triumph Inspiration Award 2009 competition.

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