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Wednesday, June 20th, 2007A Chinese company that once tried to sell land on the Moon has lost an appeal against a court ruling that stopped it from selling bags of “World Cup air,” state media reported Wednesday.
Xinhua News Agency said that Beijing Lunar Village Aeronautics Science and Technology Co. lost a suit against the Beijing Administration for Industry […]
Drunk woman fell in concrete mixer
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007A drunk Russian woman had to be pulled out of a newly-laid road after she fell into a concrete mixer and then into a pool of drying asphalt.
Elena Pavlovna, 43, had been walking home after a lunchtime session with pals in the town of Kemerovo.
She saw her path was blocked by machinery left by workers […]
Trampoline Accidents
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007Do WHAT to prices?
Monday, June 18th, 2007Woman Wins $29,000 for Topless Stroll
Monday, June 18th, 2007A woman arrested for exposing her breasts has accepted a $29,000 settlement from the city, her lawyer said.
Jill Coccaro, 27, was arrested on a topless stroll two years ago, despite a 1992 state appeals court ruling that concluded women should have the same right as men to take off their shirts.
Coccaro, who now goes by […]
Tables turned on robber
Monday, June 18th, 2007A German robber called police when a taxi driver he tried to rob turned the tables and robbed him instead.
Police who answered the call from Albert Hoffmueller, 28, turned up at the taxi rank to find the taxi driver still sitting in his locked cab.
The cabbie had Hoffmueller’s wallet while the would-be-thief stood outside in […]
Hares close airport
Monday, June 18th, 2007Flights have been suspended into Milan airport because of a plague of hares.
A plague of hares caused Linate airport, Milan, to close for three hours. The animals invaded the runways at Milan’s Linate Airport - and affected the operation of vital equipment. Airport bosses are baffled as to why the hare population at […]
Funny Falls
Thursday, June 14th, 2007Man Gets 2 DUI’s in Day From Same Cop
Thursday, June 14th, 2007A man was cited for drunken driving twice in the same day, by the same officer, and jailed after authorities said he showed up drunk for his arraignment.
Court records said Adam T. Lundgren, 42, was cited for misdemeanor drunken driving after being spotted driving erratically at 5:30 p.m. Monday.
He was later released to a sober […]
Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend
Thursday, June 14th, 2007A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.
The ruling came after Steven Cranley pleaded guilty on Tuesday to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend.
Cranley, who has been diagnosed with a dependent personality disorder, attacked his girlfriend in an […]