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Friday, January 25th, 2008I wish! With the price of gas lately! I could see getting away with it once but every Sunday? Come on, thats just begging to be caught!
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - For people in a West Virginia community, Madeline Jordan may have been the right person to know.
She worked at a gas station — where, police […]
Stupid Criminals
Thursday, July 12th, 2007Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Marijuana possession should remain a crime in Indonesia, but chefs who use the herb as a traditional way to season curries should not be arrested, the country’s vice president told local reporters.
Cooks in parts of Indonesia - a nation that executes drug traffickers - say they use tiny amounts of crushed marijuana leaves or seeds […]
Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.
He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before […]
Pub becomes embassy to beat cig ban
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week’s ciggie ban by turning his bar into an embassy for a remote Caribbean island.
He claims the Wellington Arms in Southampton will be the only pub in Britain to allow smoking after Sunday - by becoming the UK base for tiny, uninhabited Redonda.
Earlier this month a senior “attache” […]
300 Mockumentary - Goat Path Spartans
Monday, June 25th, 2007Black Lab Drives Owner’s Car Into River
Monday, June 25th, 2007Bad dog. Charlie the black lab drove his owner’s car into the Pend Oreille River. As Mark Ewing walked home Wednesday evening after returning from picking up a pizza, Charlie jumped into the car through an open window, and apparently knocked the vehicle into gear.
“He somehow got the car into neutral,” Ewing said. “My car […]
Race Gives New Meaning to Beer Run
Monday, June 25th, 2007Only in Wisconsin do beer and exercise mix. Several hundred people laced up Sunday morning for a two-mile charity race in which suds were the refresher of choice. Competitors in the 19th annual Beer Belly Two might not be considered athletes, but they know how to have a good time.
“My kids are running it, so […]
Couple try to name son ‘4real’
Monday, June 25th, 2007A New Zealand couple have been blocked by authorities in their bid to name their baby son ‘4real’.
Pat and Sheena Wheaton decided on the name after glimpsing him for the first time during a scan, reports Metro News.
But they have been told that ‘4real’ can’t go down on the birth certificate because numerals are not […]
German driver swallows false teeth
Monday, June 25th, 2007A German lorry driver caused a crash on a busy autobahn after biting into an apple and swallowing his false teeth.
Peter Seiler, 57, was driving on the A3 motorway near Wuerzburg when he decided to tuck into the apple.
But he chocked on a piece of the apple and as he coughed he ended up swallowing […]