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Why Can’t I have a Friend Like This

Friday 25 January 2008 @ 5:19 am

I wish!  With the price of gas lately!  I could see getting away with it once but every Sunday?  Come on, thats just begging to be caught!

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. – For people in a West Virginia community, Madeline Jordan may have been the right person to know.

She worked at a gas station — where, police say, she would re-set the price at the pumps every Sunday morning, and sell gasoline to family and friends for just a tenth of a penny per gallon.

The owner of the station says he noticed a significant drop in his income, and found receipts that listed the deeply discounted rate.

Jordan is accused of defrauding her boss out of nearly $50,000 over the course of several months.

Also under arrest: Her mother, her brother, a cousin and two others. They were arrested after police set up a sting operation at the station in South Charleston.




Stupid Criminals

Thursday 12 July 2007 @ 10:48 am




Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice

Wednesday 27 June 2007 @ 10:31 am

Marijuana possession should remain a crime in Indonesia, but chefs who use the herb as a traditional way to season curries should not be arrested, the country’s vice president told local reporters.

Cooks in parts of Indonesia – a nation that executes drug traffickers – say they use tiny amounts of crushed marijuana leaves or seeds as a spice in certain dishes.

Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, Vice President Yusuf Kalla said there was “no way” Indonesia would legalize or decriminalize marijuana as some countries in western Europe have done.

“It is all right to use it as a food seasoning, but it should not be fully legalized,” Kalla was quoted as saying by The Jakarta Post.

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Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson

Wednesday 27 June 2007 @ 10:29 am

Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.

He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

“I guess he thought I was an easy mark,” Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.

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Pub becomes embassy to beat cig ban

Wednesday 27 June 2007 @ 10:27 am

Landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week’s ciggie ban by turning his bar into an embassy for a remote Caribbean island.

He claims the Wellington Arms in Southampton will be the only pub in Britain to allow smoking after Sunday – by becoming the UK base for tiny, uninhabited Redonda.

Earlier this month a senior “attache” to its ruler named it as the UK consulate for the island, which is 35 miles off Antigua.

As an embassy, it would be classed as “foreign soil”, allowing smokers a haven – as well as VAT-free cheap drinks, reports The Sun.

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300 Mockumentary – Goat Path Spartans

Monday 25 June 2007 @ 10:15 am




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