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Monday, June 25th, 2007A German lorry driver caused a crash on a busy autobahn after biting into an apple and swallowing his false teeth.
Peter Seiler, 57, was driving on the A3 motorway near Wuerzburg when he decided to tuck into the apple.
But he chocked on a piece of the apple and as he coughed he ended up swallowing […]
Stolen Homer Simpson Statue Found
Thursday, June 21st, 2007Two college students believed to be over-exuberant fans of “The Simpsons” stole a life-sized figurine of Homer Simpson from a cinema, but police tracked them down and forced them to return it Thursday.
“This case has been solved,” Mazlan Mansor, police chief of Malaysia’s central Petaling Jaya district, told The Associated Press.
The fiberglass replica of Homer […]
Rock addiction is ‘disability’
Thursday, June 21st, 2007A heavy metal fan has been awarded sickness handouts after doctors said his addiction to music was a disability. The ruling means Roger Tullgren, 42, will pocket thousands of pounds in state benefits to help finance his 36-year obsession.
His boss is also letting him play his ear-splitting music at work and giving him time […]
Funny Russian Dancing
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007Drunk woman fell in concrete mixer
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007A drunk Russian woman had to be pulled out of a newly-laid road after she fell into a concrete mixer and then into a pool of drying asphalt.
Elena Pavlovna, 43, had been walking home after a lunchtime session with pals in the town of Kemerovo.
She saw her path was blocked by machinery left by workers […]
Toddler Served Margarita in a Sippy Cup
Monday, June 18th, 2007Kim Mayorga was confused when her 2-year-old started making funny faces and pushing away the apple juice he had ordered at Applebee’s. The explanation came when she opened the lid of the sippy cup and was hit by the smell of tequila and Triple Sec.
The restaurant staff accidentally gave Julian Mayorga a margarita Monday. He […]
Tables turned on robber
Monday, June 18th, 2007A German robber called police when a taxi driver he tried to rob turned the tables and robbed him instead.
Police who answered the call from Albert Hoffmueller, 28, turned up at the taxi rank to find the taxi driver still sitting in his locked cab.
The cabbie had Hoffmueller’s wallet while the would-be-thief stood outside in […]
Hares close airport
Monday, June 18th, 2007Flights have been suspended into Milan airport because of a plague of hares.
A plague of hares caused Linate airport, Milan, to close for three hours. The animals invaded the runways at Milan’s Linate Airport - and affected the operation of vital equipment. Airport bosses are baffled as to why the hare population at […]
Man Gets 2 DUI’s in Day From Same Cop
Thursday, June 14th, 2007A man was cited for drunken driving twice in the same day, by the same officer, and jailed after authorities said he showed up drunk for his arraignment.
Court records said Adam T. Lundgren, 42, was cited for misdemeanor drunken driving after being spotted driving erratically at 5:30 p.m. Monday.
He was later released to a sober […]
Baby Monitor Picks Up Video From NASA
Thursday, June 14th, 2007A mother of two in this suburb of Chicago doesn’t have to turn on the news for an update on NASA’s space mission. She just flips on her baby monitor. Since Sunday, Natalie Meilinger’s baby monitor has been picking up black-and-white video from inside the space shuttle Atlantis.
“Whoever has a baby monitor knows what you’ll […]