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Sunday, November 25th, 2007I don’t remember learning this technique is school! If it works though, power to him!
SOUTHWORTH, Wash. - A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff’s deputies said.
The 66-year-old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two […]
Man Marries Dog in India
Sunday, November 25th, 2007NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.
P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then […]
Linking president to penis may put Pole in prison
Saturday, September 15th, 2007WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish computer programmer could face up to three years in jail for linking a Polish word for penis to the presidential Web site.
Marek W., 23, created a programme that caused the official home page of Polish President Lech Kaczynski to rank first in the list of results on the Google search […]
Calif. Woman Tries To Steal Fire Engine Half-Naked
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 A woman is admitted to the Sacramento mental hospital, after trying to drive off with a fire engine, half-naked.
Fire officials say the attempted theft happened when they were on a first aid call. The driver of the fire engine says he was at the back of the truck, when he heard the accelerator. He […]
Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Marijuana possession should remain a crime in Indonesia, but chefs who use the herb as a traditional way to season curries should not be arrested, the country’s vice president told local reporters.
Cooks in parts of Indonesia - a nation that executes drug traffickers - say they use tiny amounts of crushed marijuana leaves or seeds […]
Inmates Cover Hole With Pancake Batter
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Police said inmates used pancake batter and toothpaste to cover a hole they made to allow a female inmate to slide into the next cell and join a male inmate. Now steel plates are being added to the Missouri jail’s interior walls.
The hole at the Scott City Jail was discovered this weekend, said police Chief […]
Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.
He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before […]
Cops called over wedding dress fight
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007German police found a bride-to-be and her mother fighting over her wedding dress and choice of rings.
Neighbours of Susanne Reiter, 21, and her mother Petra, 43, called police after hearing screams, smashing furniture and breaking crockery at the women’s home in Leipzig.
But when arrived they found the pair fighting and throwing vases at each other.
Petra […]
Black Lab Drives Owner’s Car Into River
Monday, June 25th, 2007Bad dog. Charlie the black lab drove his owner’s car into the Pend Oreille River. As Mark Ewing walked home Wednesday evening after returning from picking up a pizza, Charlie jumped into the car through an open window, and apparently knocked the vehicle into gear.
“He somehow got the car into neutral,” Ewing said. “My car […]
Race Gives New Meaning to Beer Run
Monday, June 25th, 2007Only in Wisconsin do beer and exercise mix. Several hundred people laced up Sunday morning for a two-mile charity race in which suds were the refresher of choice. Competitors in the 19th annual Beer Belly Two might not be considered athletes, but they know how to have a good time.
“My kids are running it, so […]