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Tuesday, August 12th, 2008This is an awesome story and perfect for funnyweirdnews.com! It has is all: sex, crime, scary, dumb and kinda funny!
The moral of this story is don’t date former beauty queens!! Wacko!
At first it seemed a straightforward example of the oddball stories which emerge during the long, slow, news days of high summer.
A ‘Californian woman’ had paid £25,000 […]
Hooters vs Daycare? 5 year Old Chooses Hooters!
Monday, July 28th, 2008A child is dropped off at a Texas day care center, but the five-year-old boy ends up at a gas station and later a Hooters parking lot all by himself.
The five-year-old boy walked out of the Imagination Station day care near 35E Northbound, crossed Dallas Drive and went to the Race Track gas station […]
Topless Austrian Womens Soccer Teams Pummels Germany
Monday, June 16th, 2008Finally, I soccer game I would like to watch!
Whether it has any bearing on Monday’s crunch Euro 2008 match between the two countries is debatable but Austria drew first blood on Sunday when their topless women’s soccer team beat Germany 10-5.
The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore […]
Naked Woman Rams Them, Twice
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008A cat stuck in a fence, a naked lady and an auto accident. That was the bizarre scene in Sandy this morning. Police were responding to a reported auto accident, but when officers got there they realized there was more going on.
The victim in the auto accident says he and his friend were driving around […]
Burning Down The Gazebo of Love!
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008Ouch! Not a great way to start out the engagement. I once got an article 15 once for supoosedely setting fire to a Gazebo. I didn’t do it but the results were pretty impressive.
CHAPPAQUA, N.Y. - Lawrence Waterhouse III pulled out all the stops — and all the candles — when he proposed marriage to […]
Didn’t I Used to Have a House Here?
Friday, January 25th, 2008MOSCOW - Returning home after an absence can mean unpleasant surprises — a leaky roof, a pet’s mess, even a break-in. But a Russian woman got a nastier surprise when she returned from her country house: Her home was gone, torn down mistakenly by construction workers clearing a site, according to a report Thursday on […]
Aunt’s UnderWear Saves the day!
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008Those must have been some bug underwear. from AP.
LONDON - From baggy knickers to the ultimate hotpants: Jenny Marsey’s miraculous underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught alight.
Son John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in her kitchen Sunday when fire broke out and […]
Eats the All The Frog Legs and Then doesn’t want to Pay Extra
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008HOUMA, La. - A 6-foot-3, 265-pound man says a restaurant overcharged him for his trips to the buffet line, then banned him and a relative because they’re hearty eaters. A spokesman for the restaurant denies the claim.
Ricky Labit, a disabled offshore worker, said he had been a regular for eight months at the Manchuria Restaurant […]
Don’t Show Up Naked When Responding to A Text Message
Thursday, December 13th, 2007WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand woman who sent a naked man to the wrong house on the promise of a good time has been charged with misusing a telephone, local media reported on Wednesday.
The 17-year-old woman sent the man an enticing text message offering him an early Christmas present in the shape of two […]
Million Dollar Bill Counterfeiter!
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007If you are going to counterfeit money, at least use real denominations. Idiots like this are just asking to be caught!
A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct […]