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Tuesday, August 12th, 2008This is an awesome story and perfect for funnyweirdnews.com! It has is all: sex, crime, scary, dumb and kinda funny!
The moral of this story is don’t date former beauty queens!! Wacko!
At first it seemed a straightforward example of the oddball stories which emerge during the long, slow, news days of high summer.
A ‘Californian woman’ had paid £25,000 […]
Toddler Driving Car for His Drunk Mom!
Monday, June 16th, 2008A US patrol officer stopped a car for suspicious driving and found to his surprise that a drunk mother had let her one-year-old son take the wheel, the Ohio state police department said.
Marya Green, 29, of Goshen Township, near Cincinnati, was arrested late on Tuesday and found to have a 0.11 per cent blood alcohol […]
Naked Woman Rams Them, Twice
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008A cat stuck in a fence, a naked lady and an auto accident. That was the bizarre scene in Sandy this morning. Police were responding to a reported auto accident, but when officers got there they realized there was more going on.
The victim in the auto accident says he and his friend were driving around […]
Burning Down The Gazebo of Love!
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008Ouch! Not a great way to start out the engagement. I once got an article 15 once for supoosedely setting fire to a Gazebo. I didn’t do it but the results were pretty impressive.
CHAPPAQUA, N.Y. - Lawrence Waterhouse III pulled out all the stops — and all the candles — when he proposed marriage to […]
Wanted: Someone to kill my boyfriend’s wife
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008WASHINGTON (AFP) — A US woman was arrested this week after she allegedly tried to hire a hitman to murder her married lover’s wife by posting an ad on the popular website craigslist, law enforcement officials said Sunday.
Anne Marie, 48, from Grand Rapids, Michigan offered www.craigslist.org users the chance to kill Carol, a 56-year-old woman […]
Million Dollar Bill Counterfeiter!
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007If you are going to counterfeit money, at least use real denominations. Idiots like this are just asking to be caught!
A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct […]
Prosecutors cannot find God
Thursday, July 12th, 2007A Romanian convict’s legal action against God has failed - because prosecutors could not find God’s address.
Pavel Mircea, from Timisoara, who is serving a 20 year sentence for murder, launched legal action against God two years ago.
In his legal claim he stated: “God and I closed a contract when I was baptised and God did […]
Cops called over wedding dress fight
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007German police found a bride-to-be and her mother fighting over her wedding dress and choice of rings.
Neighbours of Susanne Reiter, 21, and her mother Petra, 43, called police after hearing screams, smashing furniture and breaking crockery at the women’s home in Leipzig.
But when arrived they found the pair fighting and throwing vases at each other.
Petra […]
Couple try to name son ‘4real’
Monday, June 25th, 2007A New Zealand couple have been blocked by authorities in their bid to name their baby son ‘4real’.
Pat and Sheena Wheaton decided on the name after glimpsing him for the first time during a scan, reports Metro News.
But they have been told that ‘4real’ can’t go down on the birth certificate because numerals are not […]
Stolen Homer Simpson Statue Found
Thursday, June 21st, 2007Two college students believed to be over-exuberant fans of “The Simpsons” stole a life-sized figurine of Homer Simpson from a cinema, but police tracked them down and forced them to return it Thursday.
“This case has been solved,” Mazlan Mansor, police chief of Malaysia’s central Petaling Jaya district, told The Associated Press.
The fiberglass replica of Homer […]