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Archive for May, 2009



Artist Sculpts Dog From Chewing Gum (And Hair)

Thursday 28 May 2009 @ 4:45 am

Most dogs shed on their owners’ carpet. This little critter is made from the owner’s own hair . . . and that’s not even the most disturbing part.

British artist Gareth…




World’s Most Litigious Man Sues Guinness, Apparently for No Reason

Tuesday 26 May 2009 @ 6:05 am

The hyper-litigious Jonathan Lee Riches has sued Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Martha Stewart, Somali pirates and just about everybody else. Now he’s suing Guinness World Records for allegedly dubbing him…




Police Arrest Hit-and-Run Clown (in Greasepaint)

Tuesday 26 May 2009 @ 4:31 am

I’ve had a tortured relationship with clowns ever since I got a guy thrown out of the International Clown Hall of Fame for falsely describing himself as “the original Bozo.”…




Party Across America: Rehab Even Amy Winehouse Could Appreciate

Sunday 24 May 2009 @ 4:05 am

The summer bikini party season officially begins this weekend, and nowhere will partiers party harder than at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel & Casino’s Rehab Sunday.

Several weeks ago, I…




Sex and Violence Roundup

Friday 15 May 2009 @ 5:37 am

People on Internet like to read about sex and violence, so let me dish out a big, heaping helping.

We start in Florida, where police are cracking down on Craigslist abusers,…




Waffle House Waitress Shoots Customer Over Slow Service

Thursday 14 May 2009 @ 5:54 am

When you complain about service at a fast-food restaurant, even if you’re right, you’re asking for trouble. This chilling tale comes from a South Carolina Waffle House.

Yakeisha Ward, a 29-year-old…




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