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Archive for March, 2009



Are Fish Abused in Goldfish Bowls?

Sunday 29 March 2009 @ 10:31 am

I was reminded this morning of that quaint time just before Sept. 11, when the biggest story in the news (besides the Gary Condit/Chandra Levy mess) was ongoing shark attacks.

Karl…




Fla. Shoplifter Learns From ‘Cops’

Friday 27 March 2009 @ 3:10 pm

Penni Dale Waters was foiled, but not by her tinfoil.

The 48-year-old Tampa Bay woman says she learned an important shoplifting lesson from the TV show Cops. If you line your…




Is Flo Rida a Rabbit Killer?

Friday 27 March 2009 @ 10:39 am

Bunny bashing is no laughing matter.
“Right Round” Rapper Flo Rida will be questioned by Kentucky police, after a witness allegedly saw two men step off his tour bus, kill a…




School: ‘No Vampires Here’

Friday 27 March 2009 @ 8:24 am

Twilight fever is biting just a little too hard in some places.

The headmaster of Boston Latin School is having to step forward to shoot down rumors of vampires roaming the…




Vacuum Sex Sucks

Thursday 26 March 2009 @ 10:58 pm

The heart wants what the heart wants, and in the case of Jason Leroy Savage that involves man-on-vacuum sex.

Savage now enters the Weird News Mug Shot Hall of Shame after…




Mummifying Mom

Thursday 26 March 2009 @ 6:53 pm

In a stinking Sebastian, Fla. home, authorities found the mummified remain of Timmie Jordan, 96. Police say her daughter, Penelope, had been cashing her Social checks, allegedly, for six years.

Witnesses…




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